Quotes of Desi <333

1. "Oh please ladies you WISH I was straight!" -Lester Currie






2. "Yeah, I feel bad for the people who can't cross their eyes and will never get into a college and wind up a hobo eating in a cardboard box." -Lindsay






3. "....yeah I'm comfortable now" -Me






4. "I like him. I will name him Paco!" -Me






5. "Wait! I wanna do the chicken!!!" -Me






6. "Desi we should just name you Shiny" -Mack






7. "DESI YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!!" -Mack and Gabe






8. "If you can hear my voice then you are too shy. If you can't you're too loud. If you just stay in your room you'll never learn. What's the point of this monologue??" -Me






9. "Wait did you just say grumps?" -Me






10. "Yeah grumps. Groups and clumps put together" -Lindsay